missusdowney:

Are we not gonna talk about this? [link]

(via allorain)

  • Satan: [appears]
  • Satan: You can have anything you wan--
  • Me: LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What?
  • Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
  • Satan: What the--?
  • Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
  • Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
  • Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)

beam-me-up-broadway:

What Spock says vs. What Spock means.

(via ralkm)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Knocked down and tied up, witch,
I still out-sass you.
— Killian Jones (via cacheflo)

(via gentlesleaze)

therabbitprince:

f-uwa:

what happens when a senpai likes a senpai

senπ²

(via bassguy45)

French Regions. Inspired by [x]

(via dammit-sherlock)

"hiring entry level positions"

caterinasforzas:

stupendous-operatic-spectacle:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

And no benefits, part time only

dingdongyouarewrong:

changing social justice warrior posts to eighth grade scene phase posts- part 2

(via worthyourweightinfanfiction)